Hipter Doofus

I am getting old and, therefore, not as keen to the latest fashions. So, when I see the kids these days wearing the skin-tight jeans, pegged at the ankle I think: "That was pretty unflattering when I wore my pants like that in high school. What makes you think it looks good now?"

And as I watch the wanna-be thugs walking down the street with one hand holding up their too big pants that are sitting below their butts, boxers sticking out I want to shout: "Hey Douche! Pull up yer pants."

I know. I am not cool.

This morning I caught sight of a young punk with a mohawk wearing skinny jeans but with the waste sitting around the center of his ass crack, the crotch about 4 inches too low. Wow. Two lame-ass styles combined to make one giant idiotic look.

This is funny: Hipster Fashion Cycle

Fashion FAIL of the Day:

FYI: The Tighty-Whities do not "complete the look."